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Virtual Diner Fighting Hunger

Our 1st Ever Virtual Pancake Breakfast is

going on right now.

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Check out all the great pancake options over on the right.
Of course if you don’t like pancakes, we have our regular breakfast items too.

But who doesn’t love pancakes?

See specials below.

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First time at the Double D Diner?  Not sure what to do?

It’s as easy as 1-2-4

      1. You order from our hilarious and fun menu the items you’re NOT going to eat. Breakfast, which is served 24 hours a day, is being served over on your right.
      2. You pay for your order.
      3. You feel good about helping battle hunger.
      4. You visit the Clyde Cam and see how your donations reach our beneficiaries. The Double D Hunger Hero, aka HungerMan, believes that those who volunteer every day to fight hunger deserve their spotlight too! Here’s a sample:

Meet our friend Dawn Blackman from Champaign IL

Or if you’re more of the fast food type and don’t want to look at the menu you can just donate here:




 

That’s It! And whether it’s a cup of coffee or our Cruise Ship Buffet Platter, we hope you’ll come back often.

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Welcome to the Double D Diner ; that would be the Don’t Eat It, Donate It! Diner; The World’s Only Virtual Diner Fighting Hunger. Operated by DoubleDDiner.org, Inc., the Double D is happy to take your order and your money.

 

What’s A Diner Without Specials!

Not only do we have Daily Specials. But we also have a Tip of the Day to get your life in order. 

 


Virtual Pancake

Click right here to donate & see all of Today’s Specials. Help feed the hungry.

Don’t forget our Virtual Cupcakes and Celebrations Cakes? When you’re not sure what to give the person who has way too much already, a donation in their name is always a good thing.

(Go to our Specials Page or our Desserts Page for our CELEBRATION CAKE). It even comes with a special personalized message from Clyde himself.

Note: All of our food is Kosher! Even the pork products.

Breakfast

Be sure to click “next page” to see our full menu. We’ve spent a heck of a lot of time creating these creations.

Breakfast is served any time night or day.  We wouldn’t be much of a diner if it wasn’t, would we?

More the fast food type? Don’t want to look at the whole menu? You can just donate:




Thanks for Popping Over for Some Pancakes!

It's a carboholics dream! We shredded some popovers and soaked them in Clyde's famous apple pancake batter. Then dropped on the griddle and cooked to perfection. Add some syrup and butter and Voila! Divine!

Yes $ 8.95
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It's a carboholics dream! We shredded some popovers and soaked them in Clyde's famous apple pancake batter. Then dropped on the griddle and cooked to perfection. Add some syrup and butter and Voila! Divine!

Can’t Please Anyone Pancake Platter

We know. You have one of those families. No one is ever happy. One wanted plain. Another buttermilk. How come there's no chocolate chips, mom? (how come I didn't use birth control) Can I have blueberry? Banana for Billy. Strawberry Susie. Migraine for mom. But this platter will surely please everyone. Clyde threw one of everything on the platter. Stand clear as the assault begins.

Yes $ 29.99
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We know. You have one of those families. No one is ever happy. One wanted plain. Another buttermilk. How come there's no chocolate chips, mom? (how come I didn't use birth control) Can I have blueberry? Banana for Billy. Strawberry Susie. Migraine for mom. But this platter will surely please everyone. Clyde threw one of everything on the platter. Stand clear as the assault begins.

Snapped His Gingerbread Head PanManCakes

Yes, we did it. We're guilty. We snapped the Gingerbread Man's head off and chopped up it and the rest of him into little pieces. Guess he couldn't run as fast as he can. And then we dumped him into Clyde's awesome pancake batter. So order up. We need to dispose of the evidence. Come's with butter and a side of Sly Foxes Syrup.

Yes $ 8.95
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Yes, we did it. We're guilty. We snapped the Gingerbread Man's head off and chopped up it and the rest of him into little pieces. Guess he couldn't run as fast as he can. And then we dumped him into Clyde's awesome pancake batter. So order up. We need to dispose of the evidence. Come's with butter and a side of Sly Foxes Syrup.

Put the Cake in the PanCAKES

It's called a pancake, but there's no cake in it? Not until now. Yep, Batter Boy Clyde decided to put the cake in the pancake. Yep, right before he flips that pancake over to cook the other side he adds some angel food cake. Or was it chocolate cake? Lemon? Red Velvet? It don't matter, you're donating it silly. So it's any cake you want.

Yes $ 7.95
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It's called a pancake, but there's no cake in it? Not until now. Yep, Batter Boy Clyde decided to put the cake in the pancake. Yep, right before he flips that pancake over to cook the other side he adds some angel food cake. Or was it chocolate cake? Lemon? Red Velvet? It don't matter, you're donating it silly. So it's any cake you want.

Potat-Oh! Oh! Oh! Pancakes

Yes, they are somewhat orgasmic and you just might be finding yourself screaming! Grated potatoes. Special Seasonings. Fried to a golden brown like you've never experienced! you'll probably want to order two servings. Yeah, they're that good.

Yes $ 7.95
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Yes, they are somewhat orgasmic and you just might be finding yourself screaming! Grated potatoes. Special Seasonings. Fried to a golden brown like you've never experienced! you'll probably want to order two servings. Yeah, they're that good.

Plain Ole Pancakes

What more do we need to say.

Yes $ 7.95
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What more do we need to say.

Pineapple Right Side Up Pancakes

Seriously. If you want the pineapple on the bottom, just turn the damn thing over. Why do I have to waste my time working harder?

Yes $ 7.95
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Seriously. If you want the pineapple on the bottom, just turn the damn thing over. Why do I have to waste my time working harder?

Pancakes with an inside of bacon

Seriously, what's the point of having bacon on the side. It all ends up in the same place........inside of you. So we cooked up some extra crisp bacon chopped it up and sprinkled it on right before flipping. Crunchy doughy deliciousness is just a mouse click away. To the right silly!

Yes $ 7.95
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Seriously, what's the point of having bacon on the side. It all ends up in the same place........inside of you. So we cooked up some extra crisp bacon chopped it up and sprinkled it on right before flipping. Crunchy doughy deliciousness is just a mouse click away. To the right silly!

Pancake-er-Nutter Sandwich

Leave the uptight and neat at home. Nestled between 2 buttermilk pancakes is enough Marshmallow Fluff and Peanut Butter guaranteed to get your hands all sticky. Or leave it on the plate and top with syrup. Or put syrup on it and pick it up anyway. Disclaimer: People with peanut allergies CAN purchase this creation. You're not eating it, you're donating it. Remember!?

Yes $ 7.95
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Leave the uptight and neat at home. Nestled between 2 buttermilk pancakes is enough Marshmallow Fluff and Peanut Butter guaranteed to get your hands all sticky. Or leave it on the plate and top with syrup. Or put syrup on it and pick it up anyway. Disclaimer: People with peanut allergies CAN purchase this creation. You're not eating it, you're donating it. Remember!?

One Chip. Two Chip. Yellow Chip Pancakes

Banana pancakes are so yesterday. Nothing like a candy-like substance in your pancakes. And thats what Clyde did. These pancakes are loaded with banana chips without the effects of real ones. Enjoy eat up. Comes with strawberry syrup. But you can get maple too.

Yes $ 8.00
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Banana pancakes are so yesterday. Nothing like a candy-like substance in your pancakes. And thats what Clyde did. These pancakes are loaded with banana chips without the effects of real ones. Enjoy eat up. Comes with strawberry syrup. But you can get maple too.

Not a Peep Out Of You Pancakes

Yes, we bought enough of our favorite candy (they were on sale after Easter) and we're dropping them on the batter just before the flip. One yellow bunny. One blue. One purple. Topped with glob of butter and one yellow chickie! Yum. Yum. Eat em up!

Yes $ 7.95
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Yes, we bought enough of our favorite candy (they were on sale after Easter) and we're dropping them on the batter just before the flip. One yellow bunny. One blue. One purple. Topped with glob of butter and one yellow chickie! Yum. Yum. Eat em up!

Magically Delicious Charms Pancakes

Blue Diamonds. Pink Heats. Yellow Moons. Well you know the rest. All your favorite marshmallow charms (and the boring cereal part) are in this creation. A little crunchy. A little sweet. A little gooey. Can't be beat.

Yes $ 7.95
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Blue Diamonds. Pink Heats. Yellow Moons. Well you know the rest. All your favorite marshmallow charms (and the boring cereal part) are in this creation. A little crunchy. A little sweet. A little gooey. Can't be beat.

Kid in a Candy Store Pancakes

This one's for the kids. Big and small alike. In this little treat you'll find sprinkles, gummies, a few chocolate covered peanuts and some peanut brittle! Topped with whipped cream or ice cream. Heck, you can have both!

Yes $ 7.95
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This one's for the kids. Big and small alike. In this little treat you'll find sprinkles, gummies, a few chocolate covered peanuts and some peanut brittle! Topped with whipped cream or ice cream. Heck, you can have both!

Italian Halloween Pancakes

We tossed in some pumpkin and a little ricotta and came up with this tasty treat that even Christopher Columbus would have been proud to serve as he crossed the Atlantic. Comes with a side of sauce. We don't know why either, but those Italians love their sauce.

Yes $ 7.95
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We tossed in some pumpkin and a little ricotta and came up with this tasty treat that even Christopher Columbus would have been proud to serve as he crossed the Atlantic. Comes with a side of sauce. We don't know why either, but those Italians love their sauce.

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Coco-cakes

If you go coo-koo for coconut then this one is for you. There's coconut in the batter. There's coconut milk in the batter. It's topped with toasted coconut. Comes with a side of coconut butter and coconut syrup served in a coconut shell. Take home the shell as your souvenir gift. Less trash for us!

Yes $ 10.95
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If you go coo-koo for coconut then this one is for you. There's coconut in the batter. There's coconut milk in the batter. It's topped with toasted coconut. Comes with a side of coconut butter and coconut syrup served in a coconut shell. Take home the shell as your souvenir gift. Less trash for us!

I’m on a Diet Pancake

One silver dollar pancake topped with fruit and garnished with a piece of lettuce on the side. Now, go ahead and play the martyr. Poor me. I'm dieting. You're still paying the same price as the much more fun to eat kinds. But no one can say we don't cater to everyone. Served with a large glass of water.

Yes $ 7.95
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One silver dollar pancake topped with fruit and garnished with a piece of lettuce on the side. Now, go ahead and play the martyr. Poor me. I'm dieting. You're still paying the same price as the much more fun to eat kinds. But no one can say we don't cater to everyone. Served with a large glass of water.

Honey, I ate the Pancakes

Always put your honey in the pancake, not on the pancake. It helps keep the bees away. With honey in the batter (lots of it) and butter and syrup on the top you know this little creation will keep you smiling all day long; knowing some hungry people are going to be fed.

Yes $ 7.95
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Always put your honey in the pancake, not on the pancake. It helps keep the bees away. With honey in the batter (lots of it) and butter and syrup on the top you know this little creation will keep you smiling all day long; knowing some hungry people are going to be fed.

Gooey Chewy Cookie Pancakes

The catch-all. We took the cookie dough batter and dropped it in the pancakes. Enough said. Cookie Dough pancakes. You know you want them. Maybe even a double portion?

Yes $ 7.95
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The catch-all. We took the cookie dough batter and dropped it in the pancakes. Enough said. Cookie Dough pancakes. You know you want them. Maybe even a double portion?

Corny-Spice Pancakes!

Nope, there's no corn meal or corn starch in these pancakes There's actual corn! Clyde ordered too much and needed to do something with it. So some corn kernels and chili powder later and we've got our new Corny-Spice Pancakes. No relation to Ginger or Scary Spice!

Yes $ 7.95
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Nope, there's no corn meal or corn starch in these pancakes There's actual corn! Clyde ordered too much and needed to do something with it. So some corn kernels and chili powder later and we've got our new Corny-Spice Pancakes. No relation to Ginger or Scary Spice!

Convince Yourself They’re Healthy Banana Oatmeal Pancakes

Well they've got banana. And they've got oatmeal. So they must be healthy for me. Sure, you keeping thinking that way. They're also loaded with brown sugar and topped with ice cream. But you won't eat the ice cream????? Yeah when was the last time that worked for ya?

Yes $ 7.95
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Well they've got banana. And they've got oatmeal. So they must be healthy for me. Sure, you keeping thinking that way. They're also loaded with brown sugar and topped with ice cream. But you won't eat the ice cream????? Yeah when was the last time that worked for ya?

Bits o Chocolate Pancakes

Everyone adds chocolate chips. We're adding chocolate bits. Don't worry, no one bit into a chocolate bar to create the bits, we had the interns chop chocolate all night long. With a rubber knife of course. They're not too happy with Clyde this morning, but they'll get over it.

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Everyone adds chocolate chips. We're adding chocolate bits. Don't worry, no one bit into a chocolate bar to create the bits, we had the interns chop chocolate all night long. With a rubber knife of course. They're not too happy with Clyde this morning, but they'll get over it.

Baa-Baa Blacksheep Pancakes

No, we didn't chop up a sheep. But we did fill these pancakes with goat cheese. And corn. And black currants. Listen, we don't make fun of your kitchen catastrophes, do we? Order up! You're donating em anyway

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No, we didn't chop up a sheep. But we did fill these pancakes with goat cheese. And corn. And black currants. Listen, we don't make fun of your kitchen catastrophes, do we? Order up! You're donating em anyway

Apple Sauced Pancakes

Yes, this ones for the big kids. Yep, there's apples in these pancakes. But there's also something else. No it's not the vanilla, which is in there too! That famous guy Jack stopped by and left us some whiskey! Hence the "Sauced" part! Down the Hatch! Comes with a free taxi ride home.

Yes $ 7.95
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Yes, this ones for the big kids. Yep, there's apples in these pancakes. But there's also something else. No it's not the vanilla, which is in there too! That famous guy Jack stopped by and left us some whiskey! Hence the "Sauced" part! Down the Hatch! Comes with a free taxi ride home.

STEAKANEGGS

So delicious it’ll moooooooooove ya (or your bowels); Eight ounces of strip steak with two eggs and home fries.

Yes $ 10.79
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So delicious it’ll moooooooooove ya (or your bowels); Eight ounces of strip steak with two eggs and home fries.

Sonya’s No Run of the Mill Bananajacks

This one is for kids. What happens when you give a 10 year old some flapjack batter, ripe bananas, butter, sprinkles, a masher, some whipped cream and a mom who may have not been paying attention. Well they may not look pretty but can't you see the love in your child's eyes when you tell him or her what she just did to help feed a hungry person?

Yes $ 9.45
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This one is for kids. What happens when you give a 10 year old some flapjack batter, ripe bananas, butter, sprinkles, a masher, some whipped cream and a mom who may have not been paying attention. Well they may not look pretty but can't you see the love in your child's eyes when you tell him or her what she just did to help feed a hungry person?

Pork Chops and Applesauce Breakfast

Two grilled center cut pork chops with Clyde’s homemade, love-filled applesauce. Served with potato pancakes, 2 eggs & toast. And for our older friends; it's a favorite of Peter Brady

Yes $ 10.97
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Two grilled center cut pork chops with Clyde’s homemade, love-filled applesauce. Served with potato pancakes, 2 eggs & toast. And for our older friends; it's a favorite of Peter Brady

One Wicked Good Omelet

A 3-egg omelet filled with avocado, meunster cheese (not that cheap meunster cheese either), and just enough salsa to spice it up. Clyde puts those colored tortilla strips on top, just like they do in those fancy taco places. Comes with some grapes and an Immodium tablet at no extra charge. Might not sound it, but it's "wicked good"!

Yes $ 5.94
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A 3-egg omelet filled with avocado, meunster cheese (not that cheap meunster cheese either), and just enough salsa to spice it up. Clyde puts those colored tortilla strips on top, just like they do in those fancy taco places. Comes with some grapes and an Immodium tablet at no extra charge. Might not sound it, but it's "wicked good"!

Old McDonald’s Sampler

If you can find it on a farm; you’ll find it on this plate. Bacon, sausage, ham, steak, and eggs served with home fries and toast in a souvenir butt-size trough. Wash it all down with Earl’s famous biscuits and gravy. Medical waiver required.

Yes $ 14.79
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If you can find it on a farm; you’ll find it on this plate. Bacon, sausage, ham, steak, and eggs served with home fries and toast in a souvenir butt-size trough. Wash it all down with Earl’s famous biscuits and gravy. Medical waiver required.

Low Carb Plate

Two bacon strips, two sausage patties, and two eggs dressed with a wedge o'cheese. Make sure you refill your Lipitor prescription on the way home.

Yes $ 6.49
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Two bacon strips, two sausage patties, and two eggs dressed with a wedge o'cheese. Make sure you refill your Lipitor prescription on the way home.

Kiss My Jalapeno Cheese Grits!

Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it's better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won't even notice those as you're licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba!

Yes $ 3.49
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Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it's better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won't even notice those as you're licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba!

Friday Office Bagel & Donut Platter

Forget stopping at the local Donut or Bagel shop this Friday. Tell your co-workers they're all too fat and don't need the extra calories. So instead you donated a platter of Virtual Donuts and Bagels to help fight hunger. It's got all your faves, tons of cream cheese, loads of frostings and fillings. Yum Yum! Donate It Up! And while you're at it why not start the collection for next week?

Yes $ 19.91
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Forget stopping at the local Donut or Bagel shop this Friday. Tell your co-workers they're all too fat and don't need the extra calories. So instead you donated a platter of Virtual Donuts and Bagels to help fight hunger. It's got all your faves, tons of cream cheese, loads of frostings and fillings. Yum Yum! Donate It Up! And while you're at it why not start the collection for next week?

Extra-EGGXTRA!

Our wonderful EGGXTRA Special with a little something extra. Pick your pork (four strips of center cut bacon or one 6-ounce sausage patty) and enjoy it with two eggs, hashbrowns, & toast. Comes with today's edition of the NY Times or the Daily Dribble.

Yes $ 3.99
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Our wonderful EGGXTRA Special with a little something extra. Pick your pork (four strips of center cut bacon or one 6-ounce sausage patty) and enjoy it with two eggs, hashbrowns, & toast. Comes with today's edition of the NY Times or the Daily Dribble.

EGGSXtra Special!

Two eggs (our choice; you’re not eating it anyway), toast, hash browns and coffee.

Yes $ 2.97
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Two eggs (our choice; you’re not eating it anyway), toast, hash browns and coffee.

Cookie’s Cakes

We twisted her arm until Cookie crumbled and gave us this recipe for pecan chocolate-chip pancakes. A hint of vanilla in the batter will wake up your senses if not your sensibilities. Just when you thought something chocolate with nuts couldn't get any better....we'll throw on some strawberries and great gobs of whipped cream if you ask real nice. Cookie suggest a slab of ham on the side. (What the heck? You Don't EAT it...you DONATE it!)

Yes $ 5.11
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We twisted her arm until Cookie crumbled and gave us this recipe for pecan chocolate-chip pancakes. A hint of vanilla in the batter will wake up your senses if not your sensibilities. Just when you thought something chocolate with nuts couldn't get any better....we'll throw on some strawberries and great gobs of whipped cream if you ask real nice. Cookie suggest a slab of ham on the side. (What the heck? You Don't EAT it...you DONATE it!)

Coffee and Tea

Bottomless cup.

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Bottomless cup.

Chocolate Milk Latte

A chocolaty drink that you can have however you want; hot or cold. But drink it carefully cuz you might burn your sense of taste or freeze it too. Goes great with Cookie’s Cakes or even some of the “Oui-Oui” Toast. (How about that; our intern Efrain has learned how to cross sell; or should we say cross fund raise?)

Yes $ 3.57
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A chocolaty drink that you can have however you want; hot or cold. But drink it carefully cuz you might burn your sense of taste or freeze it too. Goes great with Cookie’s Cakes or even some of the “Oui-Oui” Toast. (How about that; our intern Efrain has learned how to cross sell; or should we say cross fund raise?)

Br”EGG”fast sliders

Three grilled snowflake dinner rolls filled with bacon, egg, and cheese. Served with hash browns. Light enough that you'll want to order a pastry before you leave.

Yes $ 5.49
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Three grilled snowflake dinner rolls filled with bacon, egg, and cheese. Served with hash browns. Light enough that you'll want to order a pastry before you leave.

“Oui-Oui” Toast

We asked our friend Carly if she enjoyed our French toast. Her reply? "Oui, Oui!" So don't poo-poo our Oui-Oui Toast until you've tried it. Three thick slices of French bread, dipped and sauteed just like they do in that fancy country of Paris. Syrup and sausage on the side.

Yes $ 4.97
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We asked our friend Carly if she enjoyed our French toast. Her reply? "Oui, Oui!" So don't poo-poo our Oui-Oui Toast until you've tried it. Three thick slices of French bread, dipped and sauteed just like they do in that fancy country of Paris. Syrup and sausage on the side.

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