Help Fight Hunger!

Our 5th Annual (day before) Thanksgiving Fundraiser

takes place on November 26, 2014.

Read more about it by clicking here!

The World’s Only Virtual Diner Fighting Hunger is Open!

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First time at the Double D Diner?  Not sure what to do?

It’s as easy as 1-2-4

      1. You order from our hilarious and fun menu the items you’re NOT going to eat. Breakfast, which is served 24 hours a day, is being served over on your right.
      2. You pay for your order.
      3. You feel good about helping battle hunger.
      4. You visit the Clyde Cam and see how your donations reach our beneficiaries. The Double D Hunger Hero, aka HungerMan, believes that those who volunteer every day to feed hungry people deserve their spotlight too! Here’s a sample:

Meet our friend Dawn Blackman from Champaign IL

More of the fast food type? Don’t want to look at the menu but want to help? You can just donate here:



 

That’s It! And whether it’s a cup of coffee or our Cruise Ship Buffet Platter, we hope you’ll come back often.

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Welcome to the Double D Diner ; that would be the Don’t Eat It, Donate It! Diner; The World’s Only Virtual Diner Fighting Hunger. Operated by DoubleDDiner.org, Inc., the Double D is happy to take your order and your money.

 

What’s A Diner Without Specials!

Not only do we have Daily Specials, but we also have Clyde’s Tip of the Day to get your life in order. 

Virtual Pancake

 

Click right here to donate & see all of Today’s Specials. Help feed the hungry.

Don’t forget our Virtual Cupcakes and Celebrations Cakes? When you’re not sure what to give the person who has way too much already, a donation in their name is always a good thing.

(Go to our Specials Page or our Desserts Page for our CELEBRATION CAKE). It even comes with a special personalized message from Clyde himself.

Note: All of our food is Kosher! Even the pork products.

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Breakfast

Be sure to click “next page” to see our full menu. We’ve spent a heck of a lot of time creating these creations.

Breakfast is served any time night or day.  We wouldn’t be much of a diner if it wasn’t, would we?

More the fast food type? Don’t want to look at the whole menu? You can just donate:




The Pancake Burger

The answer to do I want breakfast or lunch (or dinner). It's a juicy flame broiled burger (undercooked if you choose) wedged between two pancakes. You choose the pancakes. Regular ole pancakes. Banana. Potato. Pumpkin. Clyde's choice. And if you don't want beef, we can do veggie or turkey too. Comes with a side of butter, syrup, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, jam, and peanut butter. Accessorize it your way.

Yes $ 13.49
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The answer to do I want breakfast or lunch (or dinner). It's a juicy flame broiled burger (undercooked if you choose) wedged between two pancakes. You choose the pancakes. Regular ole pancakes. Banana. Potato. Pumpkin. Clyde's choice. And if you don't want beef, we can do veggie or turkey too. Comes with a side of butter, syrup, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, jam, and peanut butter. Accessorize it your way.

Have It Our Way Breakfast

Here's what you get: 2 eggs - our way. 2 strips of bacon - cooked the way we like it. Toast - whatever kind we decide and swimming in butter. Why our way? Because if you were battling hunger you'd be happy just to have food on your plate and not worry about your high fiber, gluten-free, fat-free, sugar-free, carbo-free world. Donate one today. Or 2. Or 5.

Yes $ 3.99
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Here's what you get: 2 eggs - our way. 2 strips of bacon - cooked the way we like it. Toast - whatever kind we decide and swimming in butter. Why our way? Because if you were battling hunger you'd be happy just to have food on your plate and not worry about your high fiber, gluten-free, fat-free, sugar-free, carbo-free world. Donate one today. Or 2. Or 5.

Can’t Please Anyone Pancake Platter

We know. You have one of those families. No one is ever happy. One wanted plain. Another buttermilk. How come there's no chocolate chips, mom? (how come I didn't use birth control) Can I have blueberry? Banana for Billy. Strawberry Susie. Migraine for mom. But this platter will surely please everyone. Clyde threw one of everything on the platter. Stand clear as the assault begins.

Yes $ 29.99
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We know. You have one of those families. No one is ever happy. One wanted plain. Another buttermilk. How come there's no chocolate chips, mom? (how come I didn't use birth control) Can I have blueberry? Banana for Billy. Strawberry Susie. Migraine for mom. But this platter will surely please everyone. Clyde threw one of everything on the platter. Stand clear as the assault begins.

Potat-Oh! Oh! Oh! Pancakes

Yes, they are somewhat orgasmic and you just might be finding yourself screaming! Grated potatoes. Special Seasonings. Fried to a golden brown like you've never experienced! you'll probably want to order two servings. Yeah, they're that good.

Yes $ 7.95
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Yes, they are somewhat orgasmic and you just might be finding yourself screaming! Grated potatoes. Special Seasonings. Fried to a golden brown like you've never experienced! you'll probably want to order two servings. Yeah, they're that good.

Plain Ole Pancakes

What more do we need to say.

Yes $ 7.95
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What more do we need to say.

I’m on a Diet Pancake

One silver dollar pancake topped with fruit and garnished with a piece of lettuce on the side. Now, go ahead and play the martyr. Poor me. I'm dieting. You're still paying the same price as the much more fun to eat kinds. But no one can say we don't cater to everyone. Served with a large glass of water.

Yes $ 7.95
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One silver dollar pancake topped with fruit and garnished with a piece of lettuce on the side. Now, go ahead and play the martyr. Poor me. I'm dieting. You're still paying the same price as the much more fun to eat kinds. But no one can say we don't cater to everyone. Served with a large glass of water.

Apple Sauced Pancakes

Yes, this ones for the big kids. Yep, there's apples in these pancakes. But there's also something else. No it's not the vanilla, which is in there too! That famous guy Jack stopped by and left us some whiskey! Hence the "Sauced" part! Down the Hatch! Comes with a free taxi ride home.

Yes $ 7.95
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Yes, this ones for the big kids. Yep, there's apples in these pancakes. But there's also something else. No it's not the vanilla, which is in there too! That famous guy Jack stopped by and left us some whiskey! Hence the "Sauced" part! Down the Hatch! Comes with a free taxi ride home.

STEAKANEGGS

So delicious it’ll moooooooooove ya (or your bowels); Eight ounces of strip steak with two eggs and home fries.

Yes $ 10.79
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So delicious it’ll moooooooooove ya (or your bowels); Eight ounces of strip steak with two eggs and home fries.

Sonya’s No Run of the Mill Bananajacks

This one is for kids. What happens when you give a 10 year old some flapjack batter, ripe bananas, butter, sprinkles, a masher, some whipped cream and a mom who may have not been paying attention. Well they may not look pretty but can't you see the love in your child's eyes when you tell him or her what she just did to help feed a hungry person?

Yes $ 9.45
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This one is for kids. What happens when you give a 10 year old some flapjack batter, ripe bananas, butter, sprinkles, a masher, some whipped cream and a mom who may have not been paying attention. Well they may not look pretty but can't you see the love in your child's eyes when you tell him or her what she just did to help feed a hungry person?

Pork Chops and Applesauce Breakfast

Two grilled center cut pork chops with Clyde’s homemade, love-filled applesauce. Served with potato pancakes, 2 eggs & toast. And for our older friends; it's a favorite of Peter Brady

Yes $ 10.97
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Two grilled center cut pork chops with Clyde’s homemade, love-filled applesauce. Served with potato pancakes, 2 eggs & toast. And for our older friends; it's a favorite of Peter Brady

One Wicked Good Omelet

A 3-egg omelet filled with avocado, meunster cheese (not that cheap meunster cheese either), and just enough salsa to spice it up. Clyde puts those colored tortilla strips on top, just like they do in those fancy taco places. Comes with some grapes and an Immodium tablet at no extra charge. Might not sound it, but it's "wicked good"!

Yes $ 5.94
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A 3-egg omelet filled with avocado, meunster cheese (not that cheap meunster cheese either), and just enough salsa to spice it up. Clyde puts those colored tortilla strips on top, just like they do in those fancy taco places. Comes with some grapes and an Immodium tablet at no extra charge. Might not sound it, but it's "wicked good"!

Old McDonald’s Sampler

If you can find it on a farm; you’ll find it on this plate. Bacon, sausage, ham, steak, and eggs served with home fries and toast in a souvenir butt-size trough. Wash it all down with Earl’s famous biscuits and gravy. Medical waiver required.

Yes $ 14.79
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If you can find it on a farm; you’ll find it on this plate. Bacon, sausage, ham, steak, and eggs served with home fries and toast in a souvenir butt-size trough. Wash it all down with Earl’s famous biscuits and gravy. Medical waiver required.

Low Carb Plate

Two bacon strips, two sausage patties, and two eggs dressed with a wedge o'cheese. Make sure you refill your Lipitor prescription on the way home.

Yes $ 6.49
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Two bacon strips, two sausage patties, and two eggs dressed with a wedge o'cheese. Make sure you refill your Lipitor prescription on the way home.

Kiss My Jalapeno Cheese Grits!

Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it's better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won't even notice those as you're licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba!

Yes $ 3.49
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Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it's better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won't even notice those as you're licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba!

Friday Office Bagel & Donut Platter

Forget stopping at the local Donut or Bagel shop this Friday. Tell your co-workers they're all too fat and don't need the extra calories. So instead you donated a platter of Virtual Donuts and Bagels to help fight hunger. It's got all your faves, tons of cream cheese, loads of frostings and fillings. Yum Yum! Donate It Up! And while you're at it why not start the collection for next week?

Yes $ 19.91
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Forget stopping at the local Donut or Bagel shop this Friday. Tell your co-workers they're all too fat and don't need the extra calories. So instead you donated a platter of Virtual Donuts and Bagels to help fight hunger. It's got all your faves, tons of cream cheese, loads of frostings and fillings. Yum Yum! Donate It Up! And while you're at it why not start the collection for next week?

Extra-EGGXTRA!

Our wonderful EGGXTRA Special with a little something extra. Pick your pork (four strips of center cut bacon or one 6-ounce sausage patty) and enjoy it with two eggs, hashbrowns, & toast. Comes with today's edition of the NY Times or the Daily Dribble.

Yes $ 3.99
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Our wonderful EGGXTRA Special with a little something extra. Pick your pork (four strips of center cut bacon or one 6-ounce sausage patty) and enjoy it with two eggs, hashbrowns, & toast. Comes with today's edition of the NY Times or the Daily Dribble.

EGGSXtra Special!

Two eggs (our choice; you’re not eating it anyway), toast, hash browns and coffee.

Yes $ 2.97
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Two eggs (our choice; you’re not eating it anyway), toast, hash browns and coffee.

Cookie’s Cakes

We twisted her arm until Cookie crumbled and gave us this recipe for pecan chocolate-chip pancakes. A hint of vanilla in the batter will wake up your senses if not your sensibilities. Just when you thought something chocolate with nuts couldn't get any better....we'll throw on some strawberries and great gobs of whipped cream if you ask real nice. Cookie suggest a slab of ham on the side. (What the heck? You Don't EAT it...you DONATE it!)

Yes $ 5.11
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We twisted her arm until Cookie crumbled and gave us this recipe for pecan chocolate-chip pancakes. A hint of vanilla in the batter will wake up your senses if not your sensibilities. Just when you thought something chocolate with nuts couldn't get any better....we'll throw on some strawberries and great gobs of whipped cream if you ask real nice. Cookie suggest a slab of ham on the side. (What the heck? You Don't EAT it...you DONATE it!)

Coffee and Tea

Bottomless cup.

Yes $ 1.89
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Bottomless cup.

Chocolate Milk Latte

A chocolaty drink that you can have however you want; hot or cold. But drink it carefully cuz you might burn your sense of taste or freeze it too. Goes great with Cookie’s Cakes or even some of the “Oui-Oui” Toast. (How about that; our intern Efrain has learned how to cross sell; or should we say cross fund raise?)

Yes $ 3.57
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A chocolaty drink that you can have however you want; hot or cold. But drink it carefully cuz you might burn your sense of taste or freeze it too. Goes great with Cookie’s Cakes or even some of the “Oui-Oui” Toast. (How about that; our intern Efrain has learned how to cross sell; or should we say cross fund raise?)

Br”EGG”fast sliders

Three grilled snowflake dinner rolls filled with bacon, egg, and cheese. Served with hash browns. Light enough that you'll want to order a pastry before you leave.

Yes $ 5.49
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Three grilled snowflake dinner rolls filled with bacon, egg, and cheese. Served with hash browns. Light enough that you'll want to order a pastry before you leave.

“Oui-Oui” Toast

We asked our friend Carly if she enjoyed our French toast. Her reply? "Oui, Oui!" So don't poo-poo our Oui-Oui Toast until you've tried it. Three thick slices of French bread, dipped and sauteed just like they do in that fancy country of Paris. Syrup and sausage on the side.

Yes $ 4.97
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We asked our friend Carly if she enjoyed our French toast. Her reply? "Oui, Oui!" So don't poo-poo our Oui-Oui Toast until you've tried it. Three thick slices of French bread, dipped and sauteed just like they do in that fancy country of Paris. Syrup and sausage on the side.

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