Lunch

Lunch is served whenever you want it.  (We will take your donations at ANY hour of the day!)

Don’t forget about the specials!

Thanks for Giving Dinner for 5 Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda's cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving.

Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your holiday tradition. Served with stuffing and love. Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. Serves 4 typical adults; but with almost $65 our beneficiaries can feed more like 40! (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!)

Yes $ 64.95
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Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your holiday tradition. Served with stuffing and love. Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. Serves 4 typical adults; but with almost $65 our beneficiaries can feed more like 40! (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!)

Thanks for Giving Plate Feels like a holiday any day you''re eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda''s cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving.

So good you'll want to order two!!! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your ethnic/religious holiday tradition. Served with a YUUUUGE lump of stuffing! Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!

Yes $ 20.16
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So good you'll want to order two!!! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your ethnic/religious holiday tradition. Served with a YUUUUGE lump of stuffing! Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!

Nick’s Pick of the Picnic!

Before you fire up your own BBQ this year.....Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you'll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain't got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Also on that plate is a Veggie Burger - for those health conscious people. It's made with grass, sticks, and all those other grains. Held together with a free-range egg. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year!

Yes $ 11.12
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Before you fire up your own BBQ this year.....Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you'll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain't got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Also on that plate is a Veggie Burger - for those health conscious people. It's made with grass, sticks, and all those other grains. Held together with a free-range egg. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year!

TOURific Lunch Trio

Inspired by our good friends and regular donors at TOURific Escapes, we came up with this fun lunch trio. You'll get one mini slice of pizza, one of Clyde's loaded chili-cheese-bacon sliders, and you can wash it down with a mashed potato-turkey cupcake topped with gravy. A lunch you'll not soon forget. Comes with a busload of napkins. And next  time you stop by, say hi to Trish and the gang. They usually sit in the large booth on the right side of the diner.

Yes $ 11.63
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Inspired by our good friends and regular donors at TOURific Escapes, we came up with this fun lunch trio. You'll get one mini slice of pizza, one of Clyde's loaded chili-cheese-bacon sliders, and you can wash it down with a mashed potato-turkey cupcake topped with gravy. A lunch you'll not soon forget. Comes with a busload of napkins. And next  time you stop by, say hi to Trish and the gang. They usually sit in the large booth on the right side of the diner.

Arepas for you and you and you

It's like a pancake. But better. It's like a flatbread. But better. They're like tortillas are to folks from Mexico and like bread is to the Italians. Must-haves! And you'll get a plateful of these Colombian corn-cake treats that Clyde concocted adding corn, cheese and syrup to the batter. Divine. Sweet. Delish! Good fir breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert or anytime. That's why we put them all over the menu. Plus Clyde thought he ordered a 25 lb bag of cornmeal but it was a25 ton bag!

Yes $ 9.47
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It's like a pancake. But better. It's like a flatbread. But better. They're like tortillas are to folks from Mexico and like bread is to the Italians. Must-haves! And you'll get a plateful of these Colombian corn-cake treats that Clyde concocted adding corn, cheese and syrup to the batter. Divine. Sweet. Delish! Good fir breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert or anytime. That's why we put them all over the menu. Plus Clyde thought he ordered a 25 lb bag of cornmeal but it was a25 ton bag!

Triangle Tacos; They’re So Elementary

This 4th grade inspired Taco platter comes with 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE soft and 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE hard tacos loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomato, ground beef, sour cream, olives, beans, rice, salsa, chicken, hot chili pepper, guacamole and pico de gallo. Comes with tortilla chips and a soft drink and a HUNGERMAN Action Figure created by Mrs' Fajen's awesome class!

Yes $ 11.42
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This 4th grade inspired Taco platter comes with 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE soft and 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE hard tacos loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomato, ground beef, sour cream, olives, beans, rice, salsa, chicken, hot chili pepper, guacamole and pico de gallo. Comes with tortilla chips and a soft drink and a HUNGERMAN Action Figure created by Mrs' Fajen's awesome class!

Belgian Waffle Dog

In honor of the Belgium-USA World Cup game. It's a hot dog wrapped with a Belgian Waffle. It's got syrup and sugar and butter and relish and ketchup and mustard and kraut. Feel free to remove any of the condiments you choose. Overpriced like you'd pay in the stadium. But who cares you're donating it!

Yes $ 11.99
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In honor of the Belgium-USA World Cup game. It's a hot dog wrapped with a Belgian Waffle. It's got syrup and sugar and butter and relish and ketchup and mustard and kraut. Feel free to remove any of the condiments you choose. Overpriced like you'd pay in the stadium. But who cares you're donating it!

Grandma Jennie’s Hanukkah Potato Latkes

She nearly burnt down the apartment in the Bronx making these things. And when she was mugged and couldn't use her arm she made her young innocent grandchildren grate potatoes harder and faster and harder and faster. But never have Potato Latkes been so yummy (and so greasy). The grease in each latke will stay with you for 8 days (a little Jewish humor). You get 9 scrumptious latkes with applesauce AND sour cream. (Other diners make you choose, we're different.) So dig in; it's Hanukkah at the Double D.

Yes $ 12.89
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She nearly burnt down the apartment in the Bronx making these things. And when she was mugged and couldn't use her arm she made her young innocent grandchildren grate potatoes harder and faster and harder and faster. But never have Potato Latkes been so yummy (and so greasy). The grease in each latke will stay with you for 8 days (a little Jewish humor). You get 9 scrumptious latkes with applesauce AND sour cream. (Other diners make you choose, we're different.) So dig in; it's Hanukkah at the Double D.

The Jack Kenny Sandwich

Long overdue to the menu. And no it's not a typo. But if you're old enough to remember The Jack Benny.........well then tell me what was on it. In the meantime, this turkey and chicken club comes with lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing and a huge kosher dill pickle. It's the lunch of nice Jewish Bodyguards.......HungerMan's bodyguards. Bet you can't guess their names? And yes, it comes with fries.

Yes $ 9.14
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Long overdue to the menu. And no it's not a typo. But if you're old enough to remember The Jack Benny.........well then tell me what was on it. In the meantime, this turkey and chicken club comes with lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing and a huge kosher dill pickle. It's the lunch of nice Jewish Bodyguards.......HungerMan's bodyguards. Bet you can't guess their names? And yes, it comes with fries.

The Pancake Burger

The answer to do I want breakfast or lunch (or dinner). It's a juicy flame broiled burger (undercooked if you choose) wedged between two pancakes. You choose the pancakes. Regular ole pancakes. Banana. Potato. Pumpkin. Clyde's choice. And if you don't want beef, we can do veggie or turkey too. Comes with a side of butter, syrup, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, jam, and peanut butter. Accessorize it your way.

Yes $ 13.49
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The answer to do I want breakfast or lunch (or dinner). It's a juicy flame broiled burger (undercooked if you choose) wedged between two pancakes. You choose the pancakes. Regular ole pancakes. Banana. Potato. Pumpkin. Clyde's choice. And if you don't want beef, we can do veggie or turkey too. Comes with a side of butter, syrup, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, jam, and peanut butter. Accessorize it your way.

Apple Cinnamon Therapyzza

Is it pizza? Is it lunch? Is it dessert? All we know is that it is therapy and will put smiles on your faces; so says its originator, our Friend Tim. Made from Ciabatta bread and loaded with Mascarpone cheese, sugar, cinnamon and apples! Yum Yum eat em up! Oh wait, yum, yum, donate it away! Serves a lot

Yes $ 13.57
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Is it pizza? Is it lunch? Is it dessert? All we know is that it is therapy and will put smiles on your faces; so says its originator, our Friend Tim. Made from Ciabatta bread and loaded with Mascarpone cheese, sugar, cinnamon and apples! Yum Yum eat em up! Oh wait, yum, yum, donate it away! Serves a lot

Open Mouth. Insert Feet.

Yep, you did it again. Opened your big trap when you shouldn't have. When, When, When are you going to learn. Well don't worry. we've got just the item to shut you up. It's our famous 4 foot-long hot dog. All beef, scraps of animals, turkey, kosher, chicken, vegetarian or whatever other kinda dog makes you smile or fits in with your macrobiotic, kill me now, non-gmo, kosher, vegan diet. Comes with potato chips. Say Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yes $ 9.87
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Yep, you did it again. Opened your big trap when you shouldn't have. When, When, When are you going to learn. Well don't worry. we've got just the item to shut you up. It's our famous 4 foot-long hot dog. All beef, scraps of animals, turkey, kosher, chicken, vegetarian or whatever other kinda dog makes you smile or fits in with your macrobiotic, kill me now, non-gmo, kosher, vegan diet. Comes with potato chips. Say Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Empanadas Francis

In the spirit of poverty, humility and simplicity these 3 Argentine delicacies will satisfy your need to do good and get your blessing from you know in the Vatican. Deep fried to a golden brown. One beef. One chicken. And one cheesy-fruity for dessert. Comes with a side of Pope Tomatoes for dipping. They're positively divine! 266 calories each.

Yes $ 13.13
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In the spirit of poverty, humility and simplicity these 3 Argentine delicacies will satisfy your need to do good and get your blessing from you know in the Vatican. Deep fried to a golden brown. One beef. One chicken. And one cheesy-fruity for dessert. Comes with a side of Pope Tomatoes for dipping. They're positively divine! 266 calories each.

2 (don’t eat; but can donate) for $20

Everyone else is doing it so we figured we should too! Sometimes you have to be the imitator and not the originator.

So here's what you get: 2 Rainy Day Tomato Soup, 2 Spaghetti & Meatloaf, 2 Just a Taste Desserts, 2 Bottomless Coffee/Tea and 2 of Clyde's special poems - one for you and one for the person you're dining with.So make sure you tell us who that person is when you pay your bill.

And don't ever forgot we are the originator of THE WORLD'S ONLY VIRTUAL DINER FIGHTING HUNGER!

Yes $ 20.00
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Everyone else is doing it so we figured we should too! Sometimes you have to be the imitator and not the originator.

So here's what you get: 2 Rainy Day Tomato Soup, 2 Spaghetti & Meatloaf, 2 Just a Taste Desserts, 2 Bottomless Coffee/Tea and 2 of Clyde's special poems - one for you and one for the person you're dining with.So make sure you tell us who that person is when you pay your bill.

And don't ever forgot we are the originator of THE WORLD'S ONLY VIRTUAL DINER FIGHTING HUNGER!

Fried Bologna and Cheese

It's a little piece of nostalgia on a plate. Once you get a whiff of this fried bologna and cheese sandwich on a toasted roll (especially if you order it with sauteed onions), you will be transported back in time...to an earlier time. A time of swingsets and jumping off the roof. We recommend the onions and we'll throw in some chips and a pickle.

Yes $ 12.12
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It's a little piece of nostalgia on a plate. Once you get a whiff of this fried bologna and cheese sandwich on a toasted roll (especially if you order it with sauteed onions), you will be transported back in time...to an earlier time. A time of swingsets and jumping off the roof. We recommend the onions and we'll throw in some chips and a pickle.

The Cheeziest Patty Melt Around

It's a sausage patty. No wait, it's a hamburger patty. Is that a chicken patty? And a veggie patty? Listen, if you're gonna have the Ultimate Patty Melt it should ultimately be something you haven't seen before. Right? So we looked high and low and ultimately came up with this treat. Four patties piled high between 2 slices of white bread. You want lettuce? No prob. Tomato? Sure thing? Ketchup, mustard, mayo? Order up! Oozing with our special cheese sauce layered between each patty.

 

Comes with a Peppermint Patty to cleanse your palate and an extra side of cheese soup for dipping.

Yes $ 14.96
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It's a sausage patty. No wait, it's a hamburger patty. Is that a chicken patty? And a veggie patty? Listen, if you're gonna have the Ultimate Patty Melt it should ultimately be something you haven't seen before. Right? So we looked high and low and ultimately came up with this treat. Four patties piled high between 2 slices of white bread. You want lettuce? No prob. Tomato? Sure thing? Ketchup, mustard, mayo? Order up! Oozing with our special cheese sauce layered between each patty.

 

Comes with a Peppermint Patty to cleanse your palate and an extra side of cheese soup for dipping.

The Canwich

If it's in a can it's on the Canwich. Tuna, salmon, chicken, ham, clams, black beans, chili, and we couldn't leave out Spam and Vienna Sausage. Topped with sauerkraut and cheese whiz; served on an oversized NY Onion Roll or Bagel. Comes with a side of nothing; there's no room on the plate. Thank heaven the Canwich is virtual or your increasing can size is something we might be talking about.

Yes $ 13.83
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If it's in a can it's on the Canwich. Tuna, salmon, chicken, ham, clams, black beans, chili, and we couldn't leave out Spam and Vienna Sausage. Topped with sauerkraut and cheese whiz; served on an oversized NY Onion Roll or Bagel. Comes with a side of nothing; there's no room on the plate. Thank heaven the Canwich is virtual or your increasing can size is something we might be talking about.

Grilled “Say Cheese” Sandwich

Now what's a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won't soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american, provolone and/or whatever else Clyde feels like tossing in. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain't costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips.

Yes $ 5.07
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Now what's a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won't soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american, provolone and/or whatever else Clyde feels like tossing in. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain't costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips.

Star-Kissed Tuna Platter

Charlie's favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o' tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we'll throw on a bunch of grapes.

Yes $ 6.99
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Charlie's favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o' tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we'll throw on a bunch of grapes.

Slurp and Sandwich

A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That's it. If you want a pickle, we'll give you one.

Yes $ 7.45
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A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That's it. If you want a pickle, we'll give you one.

Roe Roe Roe your boat Caviar

July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don't need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It's the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine - just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger.

Yes $ 10.95
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July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don't need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It's the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine - just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger.

Rainy Day Tomato Soup

What's better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day?
Order this and we will keep it coming until you say "Uncle" (or "No more for me, thanks.") Comes with a plain old grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket.

Yes $ 2.00
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What's better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day?
Order this and we will keep it coming until you say "Uncle" (or "No more for me, thanks.") Comes with a plain old grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket.

Pot Roast Soup

Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother's homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday).

Yes $ 5.68
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Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother's homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday).

Mario’s Stuffed With We-Don’t-Know What Mushrooms

Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they're stuffed; but with what we couldn't tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It's crumbly looking. They're overstuffed with whatever they're stuffed with. It's topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don't see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you're not eating it but donating it?

Yes $ 8.93
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Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they're stuffed; but with what we couldn't tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It's crumbly looking. They're overstuffed with whatever they're stuffed with. It's topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don't see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you're not eating it but donating it?

Kiss The Cook Quiche

Don't be shy....Real men DO eat it! This "eggs-cellent" pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread.

Yes $ 7.95
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Don't be shy....Real men DO eat it! This "eggs-cellent" pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread.

Holy Crap Chili

Don't say we didn't warn ya! A bowl of smokin' digestive ruin is what you'll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you'll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP.

Yes $ 4.65
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Don't say we didn't warn ya! A bowl of smokin' digestive ruin is what you'll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you'll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP.

Eureka Scott’s Salad Bar!

Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn't wear those hideous shorts), we've put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying "this time I mean it" when it comes to losing weight you'll have no problem here. There's nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there's no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page.

Yes $ 9.95
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Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn't wear those hideous shorts), we've put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying "this time I mean it" when it comes to losing weight you'll have no problem here. There's nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there's no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page.

Chicken Croquettes

Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you'll get three of 'em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we'll cover 'em with some sauce. These are Clyde's great grandma's secret recipe. But don't worry; she didn't croak on her croquettes.

Yes $ 6.95
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Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you'll get three of 'em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we'll cover 'em with some sauce. These are Clyde's great grandma's secret recipe. But don't worry; she didn't croak on her croquettes.

Cheez Wiz It’s A Good Burger

Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde's Cold Slaw (yes, it's COLD) and a bucket of fries.

Yes $ 7.95
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Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde's Cold Slaw (yes, it's COLD) and a bucket of fries.

“Clam Up” Roll

This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter 'em and fry 'em till they're crispy and crunchy, throw 'em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn't be a clam roll if it didn't come with fries.

Yes $ 4.35
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This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter 'em and fry 'em till they're crispy and crunchy, throw 'em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn't be a clam roll if it didn't come with fries.

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Dinner

Dinner is served whenever the heck you want it.  (People are hungry day and night.)

Don’t forget the specials!

Thanks for Giving Dinner for 5 Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda's cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving.

Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your holiday tradition. Served with stuffing and love. Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. Serves 4 typical adults; but with almost $65 our beneficiaries can feed more like 40! (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!)

Yes $ 64.95
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Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your holiday tradition. Served with stuffing and love. Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. Serves 4 typical adults; but with almost $65 our beneficiaries can feed more like 40! (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!)

Kathy’s Pot of Crock

We don't really know what's in the crockpot. Sometimes it's dessert. Sometimes it's a meal. But every so often our friend Kathy stops by and helps out in the kitchen. We don't argue with her. She's one of those lawyer types and we're afraid she'll find a reason to sue us. So Bon Appetit! It's always a crock of goodness and never a crock of you know what. Today it's Macaroni and Cheese Lasagna. Tomorrow it's a chocolate cake.

Yes $ 15.97
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We don't really know what's in the crockpot. Sometimes it's dessert. Sometimes it's a meal. But every so often our friend Kathy stops by and helps out in the kitchen. We don't argue with her. She's one of those lawyer types and we're afraid she'll find a reason to sue us. So Bon Appetit! It's always a crock of goodness and never a crock of you know what. Today it's Macaroni and Cheese Lasagna. Tomorrow it's a chocolate cake.

Thanks for Giving Plate Feels like a holiday any day you''re eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda''s cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving.

So good you'll want to order two!!! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your ethnic/religious holiday tradition. Served with a YUUUUGE lump of stuffing! Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!

Yes $ 20.16
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So good you'll want to order two!!! Moist and delicious turkey (dark meat/white meat/heck eat the gizzards) candied yams, turnips, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole and anything else that rounds out your ethnic/religious holiday tradition. Served with a YUUUUGE lump of stuffing! Of course it comes with our thanks for your giving. (oh, and because it's a virtual meal......it's kosher, vegan, dairy free, gluten-free, salt-free, sugar-free, taste free!

St. Pat’s Corned Beef; Not Corn Beef & Cabbage

You walk 200 miles after escaping your captors (like Pat did) and you'd need this mound of CornED Beef (notice the "ed") so high it blocks your view of those across the table too! Served with a large side of cabbage and two little boiled potatoes. Wash it down with a BYO-Beer and you're good to go!

Yes $ 14.92
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You walk 200 miles after escaping your captors (like Pat did) and you'd need this mound of CornED Beef (notice the "ed") so high it blocks your view of those across the table too! Served with a large side of cabbage and two little boiled potatoes. Wash it down with a BYO-Beer and you're good to go!

Arepas for you and you and you

It's like a pancake. But better. It's like a flatbread. But better. They're like tortillas are to folks from Mexico and like bread is to the Italians. Must-haves! And you'll get a plateful of these Colombian corn-cake treats that Clyde concocted adding corn, cheese and syrup to the batter. Divine. Sweet. Delish! Good fir breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert or anytime. That's why we put them all over the menu. Plus Clyde thought he ordered a 25 lb bag of cornmeal but it was a25 ton bag!

Yes $ 9.47
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It's like a pancake. But better. It's like a flatbread. But better. They're like tortillas are to folks from Mexico and like bread is to the Italians. Must-haves! And you'll get a plateful of these Colombian corn-cake treats that Clyde concocted adding corn, cheese and syrup to the batter. Divine. Sweet. Delish! Good fir breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert or anytime. That's why we put them all over the menu. Plus Clyde thought he ordered a 25 lb bag of cornmeal but it was a25 ton bag!

Triangle Tacos; They’re So Elementary

This 4th grade inspired Taco platter comes with 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE soft and 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE hard tacos loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomato, ground beef, sour cream, olives, beans, rice, salsa, chicken, hot chili pepper, guacamole and pico de gallo. Comes with tortilla chips and a soft drink and a HUNGERMAN Action Figure created by Mrs' Fajen's awesome class!

Yes $ 11.42
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This 4th grade inspired Taco platter comes with 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE soft and 2 EXTRA EXTRA LARGE hard tacos loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomato, ground beef, sour cream, olives, beans, rice, salsa, chicken, hot chili pepper, guacamole and pico de gallo. Comes with tortilla chips and a soft drink and a HUNGERMAN Action Figure created by Mrs' Fajen's awesome class!

Grandma Jennie’s Hanukkah Potato Latkes

She nearly burnt down the apartment in the Bronx making these things. And when she was mugged and couldn't use her arm she made her young innocent grandchildren grate potatoes harder and faster and harder and faster. But never have Potato Latkes been so yummy (and so greasy). The grease in each latke will stay with you for 8 days (a little Jewish humor). You get 9 scrumptious latkes with applesauce AND sour cream. (Other diners make you choose, we're different.) So dig in; it's Hanukkah at the Double D.

Yes $ 12.89
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She nearly burnt down the apartment in the Bronx making these things. And when she was mugged and couldn't use her arm she made her young innocent grandchildren grate potatoes harder and faster and harder and faster. But never have Potato Latkes been so yummy (and so greasy). The grease in each latke will stay with you for 8 days (a little Jewish humor). You get 9 scrumptious latkes with applesauce AND sour cream. (Other diners make you choose, we're different.) So dig in; it's Hanukkah at the Double D.

The Pancake Burger

The answer to do I want breakfast or lunch (or dinner). It's a juicy flame broiled burger (undercooked if you choose) wedged between two pancakes. You choose the pancakes. Regular ole pancakes. Banana. Potato. Pumpkin. Clyde's choice. And if you don't want beef, we can do veggie or turkey too. Comes with a side of butter, syrup, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, jam, and peanut butter. Accessorize it your way.

Yes $ 13.49
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The answer to do I want breakfast or lunch (or dinner). It's a juicy flame broiled burger (undercooked if you choose) wedged between two pancakes. You choose the pancakes. Regular ole pancakes. Banana. Potato. Pumpkin. Clyde's choice. And if you don't want beef, we can do veggie or turkey too. Comes with a side of butter, syrup, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, jam, and peanut butter. Accessorize it your way.

Oh SNAP, it’s easy to donate dinner

Yep, the US Government cut nutrition assistance to those who need it, but they keep feeding the big banks all they need to stay fat and healthy. So what's a diner to do? Well our friend Janice marched into the kitchen and told Clyde what to do.....So you're getting a heck of a lot of red snapper atop a bed of sugar snap peas. We grilled the snapper to perfection with all the perfect seasonings. Priced at what the typical family just lost. Maybe some Bank of America Execs will donate a few of these?

Yes $ 36.00
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Yep, the US Government cut nutrition assistance to those who need it, but they keep feeding the big banks all they need to stay fat and healthy. So what's a diner to do? Well our friend Janice marched into the kitchen and told Clyde what to do.....So you're getting a heck of a lot of red snapper atop a bed of sugar snap peas. We grilled the snapper to perfection with all the perfect seasonings. Priced at what the typical family just lost. Maybe some Bank of America Execs will donate a few of these?

Blue Plate Meatloaf Dinner

What's a diner without a Blue Plate Special? And what's a diner without meatloaf? Yer gonna love our thick and tasty meatloaf slices smothered with gravy. Served with mashed, baked or fried taters and your choice of veggies. Of course, it's all on a blue plate - well mostly blue.

Yes $ 11.31
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What's a diner without a Blue Plate Special? And what's a diner without meatloaf? Yer gonna love our thick and tasty meatloaf slices smothered with gravy. Served with mashed, baked or fried taters and your choice of veggies. Of course, it's all on a blue plate - well mostly blue.

Empanadas Francis

In the spirit of poverty, humility and simplicity these 3 Argentine delicacies will satisfy your need to do good and get your blessing from you know in the Vatican. Deep fried to a golden brown. One beef. One chicken. And one cheesy-fruity for dessert. Comes with a side of Pope Tomatoes for dipping. They're positively divine! 266 calories each.

Yes $ 13.13
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In the spirit of poverty, humility and simplicity these 3 Argentine delicacies will satisfy your need to do good and get your blessing from you know in the Vatican. Deep fried to a golden brown. One beef. One chicken. And one cheesy-fruity for dessert. Comes with a side of Pope Tomatoes for dipping. They're positively divine! 266 calories each.

2 (don’t eat; but can donate) for $20

Everyone else is doing it so we figured we should too! Sometimes you have to be the imitator and not the originator.

So here's what you get: 2 Rainy Day Tomato Soup, 2 Spaghetti & Meatloaf, 2 Just a Taste Desserts, 2 Bottomless Coffee/Tea and 2 of Clyde's special poems - one for you and one for the person you're dining with.So make sure you tell us who that person is when you pay your bill.

And don't ever forgot we are the originator of THE WORLD'S ONLY VIRTUAL DINER FIGHTING HUNGER!

Yes $ 20.00
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Everyone else is doing it so we figured we should too! Sometimes you have to be the imitator and not the originator.

So here's what you get: 2 Rainy Day Tomato Soup, 2 Spaghetti & Meatloaf, 2 Just a Taste Desserts, 2 Bottomless Coffee/Tea and 2 of Clyde's special poems - one for you and one for the person you're dining with.So make sure you tell us who that person is when you pay your bill.

And don't ever forgot we are the originator of THE WORLD'S ONLY VIRTUAL DINER FIGHTING HUNGER!

New Year’s Eve Celebration Dinner

join us for a New Years Eve Celebration like no other. Your celebration includes:

 

Appetizer: Noisemaker Nachos - they're so crunchy you won't be able to hear all the screaming and celebrating.
Dinner: Resolution Rib-eye with Baby New Year Potatoes. The potatoes promise to save more money this year. The rib eye will lose fat this year.
Yum Yum Dessert: Ice Cream with Confetti sprinkles. The sprinkles are endless and we don't have 31 flavors; we have 3,100 flavors. Use your imagination.

So stop by and celebrate and thanks for helping a few more people get some hot fresh food in the New Year!

Yes $ 36.18
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join us for a New Years Eve Celebration like no other. Your celebration includes:

 

Appetizer: Noisemaker Nachos - they're so crunchy you won't be able to hear all the screaming and celebrating.
Dinner: Resolution Rib-eye with Baby New Year Potatoes. The potatoes promise to save more money this year. The rib eye will lose fat this year.
Yum Yum Dessert: Ice Cream with Confetti sprinkles. The sprinkles are endless and we don't have 31 flavors; we have 3,100 flavors. Use your imagination.

So stop by and celebrate and thanks for helping a few more people get some hot fresh food in the New Year!

Healthcare debate roll-up your sleeves and fight roll-up

Our newest roll-up sandwich: One side of this favorite is loaded with pork fat, liverwurst, olive loaf, roast beef, 4 cheeses, and high fat mayonnaise. The other side of this roll-up comes with turkey breast, tomatoes, hummus, cheese, sprouts, lettuce, and honey dijon mustard. Perfect sandwich for you and a friend who sits on the opposite side of the aisle as you debate healthcare. Enjoy it with 1/2 a side of fruit and 1/2 a side of fries. Don't forget to keep your phone handy ready to dial 9-1-1!

Yes $ 15.97
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Our newest roll-up sandwich: One side of this favorite is loaded with pork fat, liverwurst, olive loaf, roast beef, 4 cheeses, and high fat mayonnaise. The other side of this roll-up comes with turkey breast, tomatoes, hummus, cheese, sprouts, lettuce, and honey dijon mustard. Perfect sandwich for you and a friend who sits on the opposite side of the aisle as you debate healthcare. Enjoy it with 1/2 a side of fruit and 1/2 a side of fries. Don't forget to keep your phone handy ready to dial 9-1-1!

Dumbo Gumbo

Let's really talk about the elephant in the room - that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot.

Yes $ 4.95
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Let's really talk about the elephant in the room - that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot.

Stinky Scampi OOOOO-weeee! Tons o'garlic and mounds o'shrimp in a garlic wine sauce. Served over noodles and with a half-loaf of stinky bread. Better get some breath mints at the register.

OOOOOO-wee! Tons of garlic and mounds of shrimp covered in a garlic wine sauce and served over a big plate of noodles. Served with a side of Stinky Bread and some Tic-Tacs.

Yes $ 15.97
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OOOOOO-wee! Tons of garlic and mounds of shrimp covered in a garlic wine sauce and served over a big plate of noodles. Served with a side of Stinky Bread and some Tic-Tacs.

Steak

The king of all steaks, this 11 oz. strip steak will have your mouth watering before it hits the table. Clyde knows how to handle meat and this one does not disappoint. Grilled to your liking and smothered in onions and mushrooms, this tasty plate comes with potatoes of your choice and corn on the cob.

Yes $ 17.99
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The king of all steaks, this 11 oz. strip steak will have your mouth watering before it hits the table. Clyde knows how to handle meat and this one does not disappoint. Grilled to your liking and smothered in onions and mushrooms, this tasty plate comes with potatoes of your choice and corn on the cob.

Spaghetti and Meatloaf

On top of spaghetti (all covered with cheese) we've cut up our meatloaf...into balls that will please! You'll get up from the table, you'll roll out the door, and soon you'll come back 'cuz you'll have to have more!
Served with garlic bread balls.

Yes $ 8.95
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On top of spaghetti (all covered with cheese) we've cut up our meatloaf...into balls that will please! You'll get up from the table, you'll roll out the door, and soon you'll come back 'cuz you'll have to have more!
Served with garlic bread balls.

Janice’s Tip-plets of Beef that might get you Tipsy

Everyone loves Beef Tips. Well these tips are to die for. Well actually some people might die if you don't order them; not that we want to use guilt to get you to donate. But imagine big chunks of beef swimming in enough red wine and mushrooms to make those folks over at the local pub thinking maybe this is a great addition for their bar food menu. Over a bed of whole wheat noodles and wham.........enough to feed Miss Janice and lots of her friends. After all, Janice loves to cook 4u!

Yes $ 14.62
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Everyone loves Beef Tips. Well these tips are to die for. Well actually some people might die if you don't order them; not that we want to use guilt to get you to donate. But imagine big chunks of beef swimming in enough red wine and mushrooms to make those folks over at the local pub thinking maybe this is a great addition for their bar food menu. Over a bed of whole wheat noodles and wham.........enough to feed Miss Janice and lots of her friends. After all, Janice loves to cook 4u!

Iron Man Liver and Onions

It really does get a bad rap. But with enough carmelized onions, you can hardly taste the liver. Don't worry about the accumulations of toxins such as pesticides, hormones and antibiotics generally found in the liver of older animals. Just think about all that iron you'll be taking in! Comes with a side of brussel sprouts and breath mints.

Yes $ 10.45
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It really does get a bad rap. But with enough carmelized onions, you can hardly taste the liver. Don't worry about the accumulations of toxins such as pesticides, hormones and antibiotics generally found in the liver of older animals. Just think about all that iron you'll be taking in! Comes with a side of brussel sprouts and breath mints.

Field-STONE Lane CRAB Leg with Chaser of Butter

Yep, you only get one. You see, rumor has it that you're only allowed to take one leg from the crab in order for the species to survive. Is that true? Urban legend? Who knows? Maybe our friend Lise can tell us? After all we named this menu item after her. Comes with an ear of corn that would impress Dumbo, vegetable of the day and a chaser of butter. If it's Monday you're getting all the leftover veggies from the weekend.

 

Yes $ 19.85
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Yep, you only get one. You see, rumor has it that you're only allowed to take one leg from the crab in order for the species to survive. Is that true? Urban legend? Who knows? Maybe our friend Lise can tell us? After all we named this menu item after her. Comes with an ear of corn that would impress Dumbo, vegetable of the day and a chaser of butter. If it's Monday you're getting all the leftover veggies from the weekend.

 

Dad’s Day Man’s Meal for Men

What dad really wanted to do today was be left alone. And while you wouldn't let that happen we thought we would help poor ole dad out with a meal that will keep his undivided attention. It's a big juicy steak, cooked to perfection - whatever his perfection is. On top of that steak sauteed mushrooms and onions! Alongside that steak comes more onions - those fried ring ones - and a side of our famous Fries for Guys and Women's Thighs. No veggies. He hates them. He wants a man's meal today. It does come with a salad; with the dressing of his choice. And Dad, if you want to substitute it with potato salad we've got you covered! So let the kids scream and you-know-who nag; this meal will surely block it all out. It might also block your arteries, but hey, death sometimes looks like a better alternative to the hell you're in. Happy Father's Day to all you dads!

Yes $ 18.43
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What dad really wanted to do today was be left alone. And while you wouldn't let that happen we thought we would help poor ole dad out with a meal that will keep his undivided attention. It's a big juicy steak, cooked to perfection - whatever his perfection is. On top of that steak sauteed mushrooms and onions! Alongside that steak comes more onions - those fried ring ones - and a side of our famous Fries for Guys and Women's Thighs. No veggies. He hates them. He wants a man's meal today. It does come with a salad; with the dressing of his choice. And Dad, if you want to substitute it with potato salad we've got you covered! So let the kids scream and you-know-who nag; this meal will surely block it all out. It might also block your arteries, but hey, death sometimes looks like a better alternative to the hell you're in. Happy Father's Day to all you dads!

Cruise Ship Buffet Waste

Imagine 32 chicken fingers, 600 french fries, 14 hot dogs, 6 hamburgers, 19 potato skins and 8 desserts about to be tossed into the trash cuz the person who stacked them on his plate was a bit overzealous. And imagine if we could get those leftovers and give them to a hungry person or two or 22. Heck, imagine if we could take the hungry on a cruise for a week. I bet they would act a bit more civilized. But we can only imagine........you donating this great buffet meal to help feed some good people.

Yes $ 49.99
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Imagine 32 chicken fingers, 600 french fries, 14 hot dogs, 6 hamburgers, 19 potato skins and 8 desserts about to be tossed into the trash cuz the person who stacked them on his plate was a bit overzealous. And imagine if we could get those leftovers and give them to a hungry person or two or 22. Heck, imagine if we could take the hungry on a cruise for a week. I bet they would act a bit more civilized. But we can only imagine........you donating this great buffet meal to help feed some good people.

Chicken and Bisquits

This delicious chicken fell off the bone, landed in some succulent gravy and is served up next to little clouds of dough that practically melt in your mouth. Granny would be proud to serve it herself.

Yes $ 8.94
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This delicious chicken fell off the bone, landed in some succulent gravy and is served up next to little clouds of dough that practically melt in your mouth. Granny would be proud to serve it herself.